I want her. It’s more than just how she looks. It’s her. She smiles at me, and all I can think about is warm skin, heavy breathing, and tangled sheets.
lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

image

(via beekeepersdaughter)

  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class: *laughs*
  • Him: No, really, I am.
  • Class: *laughs again*
  • Him: Why is that funny?
  • Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him: Well why not?
  • Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: That's their job.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  • Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class: *silence*
  • Him: Now.. Louis XVI
x

midnight-mindpalace:

there’s always that one fanfiction that deserves to be turned into a movie

(via thefalloutofthepanicparade)

flirtytwink:

You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football

(Source: jonasbruhs, via beekeepersdaughter)


favorite photos of patrick stump [28-35/50]
hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

kimiwatanabe:

buizels:

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”

I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES

(Source: hawluchas, via aint-no-holocaust-girl)

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this